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It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. I’m a monster. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. I hear the jury’s still out on science. I’m a monster.

Good Grief!

Whoa, this guy’s straight? Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! Across from where? Marry me. Guy’s a pro.

  • Really? Did nothing cancel?
  • We just call it a sausage.
  • What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”
  • I care deeply for nature.

Top Banana

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Really? Did nothing cancel? I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! Steve Holt! I hear the jury’s still out on science.

Meat the Veals

Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. We just call it a sausage.

  1. Not tricks, Michael, illusions.
  2. I care deeply for nature.
  3. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.
Good Grief!

Whoa, this guy’s straight? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. No… but I’d like to be asked!

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  1. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. That’s why you always leave a note! I’m a monster.

    • Guy’s a pro. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Whoa, this guy’s straight?

      I hear the jury’s still out on science.
      But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore?
      Marry me.
      I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

  2. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore?

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